Table Talk

* We were gathered around the table at dinner time talking about our days. Bear said she was too tired to talk about her day so I said I would do it for her. This is how her day went:

First, Bear got up and threw her dirty underwear UNDER Buddy's bed! Then she came downstairs and poured mom's coffee all over the floor! She let the dog walk through it and track it all over the carpet. When she got to school, she kicked the principal in the knee and ran all the way to her classroom where she spit in her teachers coffee! Bad Bear! When she got sent to the principals office, HE kicked her in HER knee and made her cry! Then when she was walking back to her classroom she saw an elephant in the yard. He followed her to her classroom and stuck his long trunk in the lunch caddy and pulled out Bears lunch. The he sat on it! Splat! Bear had a flat sandwich, flat cucumbers, and smashed goldfish for lunch. The elephant felt so bad that he pulled a few peanuts out of his ear and gave them to her to eat. She stuffed those peanuts back up his nose and laughed at him. When Bear got on the bus to come home, she colored all over the seats with a black super indelible never come off til your dead and maybe even later coloring marker and when she went to get OFF the bus, Buddy was in front of her and she picked up her foot with her pink and black sneakers and she kicked him in the butt! She ran all the way home and beat Buddy to the door where she came in and was sooooo tired from her day that she had to go to bed right after dinner.

* Bear was laughing so hard at how naughty she'd been... until we got to the bedtime part! Then she sat right up and told us all about her day to prove she wasn't tired at all. And not naughty either! She's really such a sweetie, she wants you to know that this story is just made up for fun...